::knocks on wood::

Reasons why I suspect this is so:1. I woke up this morning having gotten eight hours sleep ( Read more... )

I feel like this is me: Man Gets Life In Order For 36 Minutes

And I quote: JACKSONVILLE, FL-Briefly overcoming a near-continuous streak of disorganization, area man Terry Oberlin, 37, got his life together for exactly 36 minutes, sources confirmed Monday.Constantly ( Read more... )

My hands have not stopped being chilled since I walked into work today ( Read more... )

I would love to do a thing where I went through every person on my f-list, in my life and told them how wonderful they are, how much they mean to me, how glad I am to have weathered another year with them in my life, but it would be exhausting, by the time I got to the last half of the alphabet I would start rushing and seeming insincere ( Read more... )

But suddenly I am chafing SO HARD at being SO DOMESTIC. I feel like my entire December has been devoted to make hats, and cookies, and fussing with wrapping paper, and making meals ahead of time and portioning them out in individual sized tupperware ( Read more... )

...how wrong is it to have wine and ramen for dinner tonight ( Read more... )

Straight out of the pages of such magazines as "Hot High School Boys" and "Fresh Boy Meat"

I bring you:

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True facts, I ditched a date so that I could lie in bed, with unwashed hair, wearing my pjs, and go to bed at 10pm ( Read more... )